The Jokes: 

So after it snows, what do you think everyone does with all the milk and bread they just bought? Milk sandwiches?

Males, ages 18-49, are usually the most important demographic for TV stations to get to watch. In other words, getting Justin Bieber to host Saturday Night Live, not going to help.

President Obama is expected to focus on Jobs and the environment during his State of the Union address. Looks like he’s still dodging the “Would you rather fight 50 horse sized ducks or a duck the size of a horse” question.

 The Fonz:

If Happy Days had never gone off the air, Happy Days would now be about a Ritchie Cunningham in his forties dealing with a Clinton presidency and rushing home in time to watch Seinfeld.