The Jokes:

Twitter is going allow people to download all their tweets. Now I can have a hard copy of what I ate 5 years ago.

With the Fiscal Cliff looming Republicans and Democrats still seem to be far from reaching a deal.  On the bright side the world is going to end in a few days anyway so we don’t really have to worry about it.

It sounds as if John Kerry will be the next Secretary of State taking the place of Hillary Clinton. When did the Secretary state position become a spotlight for failed Presidential candidates?

TGIF Christmas:

Hey it’s a TGIF Christmas! Anybody who was a child during the early 90’s remembers that watching ABC on Friday night was a must. What better way to get into the Christmas spirit than by reliving the Christmas specials of our youth.

First up is an episode of Family Matters where Steve Urkel and Carl get stuck on a subway together. A couple of things to watch for is a joke with the punchline “wine and hookers” which I didn’t expect to hear. Also there’s a creepy moment when Urkel whispers, “not while I’m cutting”.

Next we got Full House. This is a classic TV sitcom scenario. The Tanners go on vacation but wind up stranded at the airport on Christmas. Warning, the jokes in this are unbelievably cheesy. Who would of thought the show with Bob Saget would be the one without the hooker joke.

I never watched Boy Meets World much, and I in no way remember this episode. But the show was popular and with the rumors of it coming back, how could I leave it out?

And finally, Perfect Strangers. Unfortunately I could only find this clip, but I’m including it anyway since this show was always my favorite.