The Jokes:

So, having too big of a carbon footprint causes global warming, global warming causes hurricane, hurricane causes power outages, power outages causes us to reduce our carbon footprint. I guess things work out on their own.

Now that Disney bough LucasArts that means they own the rights to both Donald Duck and Howard The Duck. This sounds like too much of a duck monopoly to me. I hope the government blocks this for fair business reasons.

During a recent campaign stop, Biden joked about running for president in 2016. That’s a pretty funny joke.

15 Years Later:

This is our first update as part of our 15 year celebration., then known as the Cheese God Worship Site, was introduced on May 3rd 1997 with a geocities address to long to remember.  To celebrate this unremarkable occasion I will be presenting some of my favorite posts from the last 15 years.

This one was orginaly published on September 3rd 2003.


In a year that saw Pepsi and Coke introduce 82 new soda flavors, including Vanilla Coke, Live Wire Mountain Dew, Toothpaste flavor Dr. Pepper, Cookies and Onion Pepsi, nothing has changed. Coke is still number one, Pepsi number two.

Pepsi, sick of being second instead of one, decided they had little choice but to introduce the inevitable:

Coke flavored Pepsi

The new soda, which will only currently be released on a limited basis during the fall to stores with employees named frank, is Pepsi’s latest desperate move to overthrow the Coke kingdom.

The soda, named Pepsi: Coke, is advertised as “The Coke flavored soda for a new generation.” It is already being advertised on Spike TV and during repeats of Friends. The ads feature a group of dinosaurs drinking coke, who are destroyed by a giant meteor with the Pepsi logo on it when it lands on top of them.

This is just the latest Pepsi knockoff of a coke product. Wild cherry Pepsi came from Cherry Coke, Pepsi Vanilla came from Vanilla Coke, Sierra Mist came from 7-UP, Crystal Pepsi came from Urine found behind a building.

Experts agree however that this new Pepsi: Coke will do little to help sales. “People don’t buy Coke because they like it’s taste, that would be stupid,” Tip Danzig, Professor of Soda related Studies at Suffolk Community college told us in a lesbian chatroom, “they buy it cause it has a red label… and it has Santa on it during Christmas time. And how can you turn down Santa?”

There was also plans to release a Tab flavored Pepsi, but that was decided to be “just dumb.”


Make sure you do not miss our live blogging coverage of the election this Tuesday starting at 8pm! It’s going to be the most amazing thing ever… maybe I’m overselling it a tad.

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