The Jokes:

Apple plans to introduce a mini version of their iPad in November. They call it: “iPhone”.

A College in Canada has banned a poster depicting a Nintendo zapper, because it’s a “weapon”. Pixelated ducks everywhere are declaring victory.

Katy Perry got a Obama themed manicure to show her support for Obama. Chuck Norris is planning on strapping Top Dog to his roof to show his support for Romney.

Watch This:

Here’s a video of a guy playing “Cat Mario”. Hard to describe what in the world is going on here, but this may be one of the craziest hardest games to ever be made and the player’s reaction to it is hilarious.