The Jokes:

Many pundits are expecting Romney to turning things around by election day to win.  By “turning things” they mean turning away voters without ID.

Police think they may have finally found Jimmy Hoffa’s grave.  It was easy because of all the noise he’s been making spinning in their since Wisconsin elected their governor.

After six years, Nintendo has a new video game system is due out next month. Gamers are excited to have another system to make fun of.

Ghandi Turns 143!

What kind of cake do you get for a guy who refuses to eat?

Yesterday we mention Cheer’s 30th birthday. Almost as impressive, today would of been Ghandi’s 143rd birthday. Besides being the inventor of anorexia, Ghandi also had some pretty good advice:

“An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”

“A ‘No’ uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.”

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”

The last is my particular favorite. You can read many more at Brainy Quote.

Watch This:

By now you’ve probably seen that Gangdam Style video.  But have seen it without the music. It’s not what you think, and is definetly worth a look:

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