In the past there have been such memorable baseball theme nights has disco demolition night, nude night, all you can eat seats, and Drexel’s Class Appreciation night. Well, I made that last one up, but the rest are real, I assure you.

Also real is the promotion the Mets Single-A affiliate Savannah Sand Gnats are hosting tonight. “Lindsay Lohan Drunk Driving Awareness Night” promises to educate baseball fans about the dangers of drunk driving by using Lindsay Lohan as an example.

Their methods are a little weak though. They’ll have a wrecked car from a drunk driving accident on display and people doing Blood Alcohol tests. If they really wanted to get people to not copy Linsay Lohan they should just screen her latest crap-trap movie, “I Know Who Killed Me.” That’d scar me enough to never leave the house again.

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