Here are a couple of random thought for this Sunny Sunday in this Jubilant July during this twothousandseventy 2007:

1) The dumbest thing I heard so far today was a guy saying if you drop a penny off the empire state building and it hit the ground hard enough it would flatten out into a quarter. This was said during a special report on 20/20 on the subject, proving that ABC has apparently run of anything close to real news to report.

2) I want to open a restaurant where you can eat the table. The table would be made of wood or Formica just like any other table, but you wouldn’t get in trouble if you decided to take a bite out of it unlike a certain diner I ate at last night.

And folk, that may be the dumbest thing you’ve heard so far today.

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