HSBC bank has denied God a checking account. The reason? Because HSBC doesn’t allow accounts to people with only one name. God said how about “Almighty God,” but HSBC didn’t like that either.
Of course it wasn’t the God that has been denied, but rather just some guy who changed his name to God in an effort to sell books. Not a bad idea actually, considring the number one selling book of all time is the bible.