Ass Phone

Sep 7, 2006

Dear god… no.

This story makes feel so uncomftable I can hardly type it, so I’ll just copy & paste some of the story from Reuters.

Four prisoners in an El Salvador jail hid cellphones, a phone charger and spare chips in their bowels so they could coordinate crimes from their cells, prison officials said on Wednesday.

The four men, all gang members, wrapped their phones and accessories in plastic and inserted them into their rectums "far enough to reach their intestines," Ramon Arevalo, director of the maximum security Zacatecoluca prison, said.

Arevalo said the ruse was discovered during X-ray examinations following six weeks of investigations.

I know cell phones are getting smaller… but jeesh…

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