The New Soda Review

Aug 16, 2006

A Quick time out to review a few of the new soda’s we have on our local market’s shelves this summer:

Coke found an abundance of the 7 year gone Surge cola and has rebbottled it as Surge
Tab Energy Drink
Tab. In the eighties it was a horrible tasting soda that was rumoured to cause cancer. Now it’s a horrible tasting energy drink that makes you wish you had cancer.
Pepsi Jazz
“Jazz is like Jello Pudding Pop, no actually it’s more like Kodak Film, no actually Jazz is like the New Coke, it’ll be around forever… heh heh heh.”

Conclusion: When are they bringing back Mountain Dew Live Wire?

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