If you’ve played Portal (and you better have), you’ll know all about that cake promised to you. Unfortunately, you never get to eat that cake because you are too busy escaping your death. Fortunately, that can be rectified thanks to the Portal Cake mix:
Available on Amazon in the UK, you can now make your own real cake. Of course, the cake mix costs about $18 in American dollars. For that price you can get 6 boxes of Funfetti cake mixes, but that’s not geeky at all.
If that’s not a stupid enough of a Portal merchandise for you, Think Geek is selling a Portal themed spatula.