You’re the president of the United States of America. The most important person in the free world. How do you take advantage of this power? By ordering pants directly from Joe Haggar, of Haggar pants, of course.
When you are ordering pants from Mr. Haggar, how do you describe how you’d like these pants? By using the descriptives of bunghole and nuts of course. Oh, and don’t forget to burp in the middle of the conversation for good measure.
All this was done by Lyndon Johnson, in a phone conversation preserved by American Radio Works. Here are some excerpts:
“And another thing – the crotch, down where your nuts hang – is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it’s just like riding a wire fence”
“See if you can’t leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to.”
Mr. Haggar’s response to both of these statements? “Fine.”
It’s no wonder that ol’ LBJ lost so much support that his own party didn’t even support him for reelection, paving the way for Richard Nixon to become president.
You can listen to the conversation in it’s entirety on the YouTube: