Let me tell you, Googling for an image for this story I saw many disturbing things. I think I have to go take a shower.
Let me tell you, Googling for an image for this story I saw many disturbing things. I think I have to go take a shower.

If you’re a New Yorker that likes to let it ¬†all hang out while at beach, we’ve got some bad news for you. The parks department has announced they will no longer allow people to sun bathe nude at Light house beach on Fire Island.

While it’s been against the law in New York to bare it all since 1984, park rangers have let nudists be on the beach. But more and more people have began frowning at the bathers (and not just at the many extra wide bathers who have a little too much nudity.)

So now those who want to make sure their ass crack is nice and tan will have to go somewhere else. A beach in New Jersey may be one destination. Governor Chris Christie should worry, the last time a group of New Yorkers went to a beach in New Jersey we wound up with The Jersey Shore. That’s the last thing New Jersey wants. They just had to suffer through Superstorm Sandy, I think they’ve had enough disaster.

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Friday is the day the forced budget cuts will go through if Congress doesn’t do something to stop it. If there looking for some people to lay off to save some money I know about 550 people in DC not doing their jobs.

People were shocked after Miss Delaware gave up her crown after a porn video of her surfaced. It wasn’t the porn video that shocked people though, it was the fact that something interesting happened in Delaware.

Employees at Weight Watchers are upset about not getting paid enough. If only they paid by the pound.

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