Valentine’s Day:

Today is Valentine’s Day. So if you have not bought any flowers for your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/hand/showerhead yet, I suggest you get on that. Of course, being that today is Valentine’s day, that probably means I should do some article about it today. But it’s just a manufactured holiday by the greeting card industry… no wait, that’s Mother’s and Father’s Day, isn’t it? Well, screw it anyway.

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