Today is the Super Bowl. It is estimated that one of every ten Americans will be watching. Coincidently, that is the same ratio of dentists that don’t recommend chewing Trident gum.

That means that 90% of us will not be watching. So I’m in the majority! So I’ll just sit here by myself, watching reruns of Seinfeld, knowing that I’m much more popular than all you losers hanging out at parties.

By the way, GetGlue is letting you check into the Super Bowl commercials. You get a free month of Hulu Plus, so that’s a plus. But it the webcomic Minus is still out of print, so that’s a minus.