I hereby move that we rename Columbus Day to Columbo Day in honor of the great TV detective.
Why? Well, Columbus was just a greedy money hungry buttmunch who “discovered” a place where people had been living for years. Not to mention he was a murderer.
On the other hand Peter Faulk as Columbo has been solving crimes and been putting people like Columbus is in jail.
Choice seems pretty obvious to me.
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