Pick-Up Lines:

senior-datingNeed help getting the ladies? Try these pickup lines next time you are at the bar:

Do you come here often? Because I’m cuming right now.

Your ass should be called McDonald’s, because “I’m loving it.”

You get use to smell after a couple hours.

Is your name Steve Buscemi, because I can’t stop staring at your eyes?

Are you looking for private investigator, because you got my dic’s attention.

Girl you’re so beautiful you ¬†could model khakis in the Sears catalog.

Are you Albert Puhols? Because you look like an Angel.

Girl you’re so beautiful I want to photoshop your body in unflattering positions and post it online.

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