Need help getting the ladies? Try these pickup lines next time you are at the bar:
Do you come here often? Because I’m cuming right now.
Your ass should be called McDonald’s, because “I’m loving it.”
You get use to smell after a couple hours.
Is your name Steve Buscemi, because I can’t stop staring at your eyes?
Are you looking for private investigator, because you got my dic’s attention.
Girl you’re so beautiful you could model khakis in the Sears catalog.
Are you Albert Puhols? Because you look like an Angel.
Girl you’re so beautiful I want to photoshop your body in unflattering positions and post it online.