In his spare time Mr. Fish likes to hang out in front of the Pennslyvania Hotel located on 7th street across from Madison Square Garden. Usualy he hangs around until a cab pulls up with a lot of luggage and pretends he's a bell hop and begins to help the people with their luggage. He then actually steels their luggage and sells their stuff on eBay.
\ However things didn't go as usual on this past Sunday (4/28/02). It was raining out and a lot more steam than usual was rising from the ground. Without noticing (he was disttracted by a guy who he thought was Barbara Walters) Mr. Fish became a smoked fish. Before long a group of hungry homeless men had at him and ate half his body before a cop got off his lunch break and came to help.
Mr. Fish was brought to a nearby hospital where the doctors laughed at him until they finaly treated him. More as it becomes available.