How does Japan, or at least Nintendo, see the rest of the world? Well maybe this as for Mario Kart is an indication:

Sorry, here’s another comic.

From the Roseville Review:

Michel Kassa entered the Sprint store around 9:20 p.m. April 10.

“He came in, and he approached one of the employees,” O’Neill said. “He asked them a couple questions, then he pulled out a gun.”

O’Neill added that the suspect came in wearing a bandana around his neck. When he pulled out the gun, he pulled the bandana over his nose and mouth, apparently deciding “better late than never.”

Kassa reportedly dragged one employee into an office behind the showroom, where he found a second employee. He also found a filing cabinet which he ordered the employees to open, apparently thinking it was a safe. When Kassa discovered it was full of phone cards, he pistol whipped one of the employees, O’Neill said.

“The suspect keeps saying ‘I need money, give me more money,’” O’Neill said. “He seemed like he was in a constant state of frustration.”

Unbeknownst to Kassa, there was a third person in the store, the manager. Realizing what was going on, the manager exited the rear of the store and called 9-1-1.

Meanwhile, Kassa reportedly scooped up cash from the store’s tills and had the employees put it in a Sprint bag. According to police reports, he then produced a roll of duct tape and ordered one employee to tie up the other. Then he ordered the bound employee to tie up the other. After the employees explained how that would be impossible, he tied up the second employee himself.

O’Neill said Kassa then led the two employees out the back door of the store, apparently overlooking the store’s actual safe, which was unlatched at the time. He did try to destroy the store’s security camera system; however, the cameras were linked to a central system outside the store.

Finally, the three exited through the back door, which automatically locked behind them. Trapped outside the store, police said Kassa demanded the keys to one of the employee’s cars.

O’Neill said, “He’s asking the one kid, ‘What kind of car do you drive,’ and the kid says ‘a Volkswagen Jetta,’ and he says, ‘Don’t be a smartass.’ He doesn’t know what a VW Jetta is.”

While the robber was still searching the parking lot for the car, the police arrived. He reportedly fled on foot, ditching the gun but keeping the money. Police said they chased him for about a block until he collapsed, wheezing, from an asthma attack, still clutching the Sprint bag containing the loot. The gun was later recovered by a K-9 unit.

Police took Kassa to a hospital for medical treatment. When they asked him what he did for a living, O’Neill said Kassa told officers, “I rob.”

I like to begin every morning with a bagel, a glass of OJ, and another stupid comic…

Ah, Atari can you remember doing anything better in the early 1980s. Yeah, probably, but whatever.
There were so many great games for the 2600, but did you know not every game was as good as ET. Here are a few that just were not quite up to par:

And the band played on…

Don’t worry, this can’t last forever.

It’s Monday! That must mean it’s time for the return of American Gladiators and the return of all that is unsacred to rise and destroy Marmaduke! Yes, today’s the day we look back at the past week of Marmaduke and the controversial things he’s been doing.

Long time readers of cheesegod.com know that we first to express concern over the content of Marmaduke comics. As you can see here Marmaduke has been a little out there at times. This past week seems to be no exception. Check out these examples I clipped out this past week:

So, back on February 2, 2005 a story was posted here on cheesegod.com about Bush visiting Chuck E. Cheese.

Now, this story was obviously fiction, but it almost became a reality two years later. Well, maybe almost is too strong of a word.

On Scott’s Blog Experience, Bush’s visit to a small small town is chronicled, including being waved to by Mr. Chuck E. Cheese himself:

While we’re on the subject of Chuck E. Cheese, I’d like to share this video from Youtube with you about how to properly dress up as Chuck E. Cheese:

Despite costing $260 million to make, the new Mike Meyers vehicle Capitol Critters failed to attract an audience in it’s opening weekend.

The film was originally expected to make about $60 million it’s first weekend and rejuvenate the career of Mike Meyers, who stars as Max, a rat who lives in the White House. However, after being criticized by Bill O’Reily for being bias against the Bush Administration’s Pest Control Policy and the realization that Mike Meyers is not funny, the estimate was lowered to $20 million. That goal also proved too high.

“Well, there was that huge back lash from Neil Patrick Harris fans,” screenplay writer Thomas Pynchon told us from behind a bush, “They wanted us to recast him as the lead rat, whom he had already played in the TV cartoon version in 1992 and the Broadway Musical version last year.”

The film finished a distant 322nd place being beaten by films such as Manos Hands of Fate and Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

“So far we’ve only made about 10 dollars,” Pynchon told us from an undisclosed location from an undisclosed orifice, “But I think we’re gonna sell another ticket to the midnight show, I told some guy it was a biopic about Newt Ginrich, he seemed interested.”

Meanwhile, Superhero flick The Incredible Meat Boy finished number 1 again, followed closely by the Tim Allen romantic comedy Lick My Tounge.