tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-147819742010-03-05T02:35:13.523-05:00cheesegod.comA satirical take on modern events, news, technology, with a break ever now and then to look to recollect about the '80s and '90s.cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.comBlogger342125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-45710243533734900302010-02-09T09:33:00.000-05:002010-02-09T09:33:07.176-05:0020 Months GoneDue to crappy hosting by GoDaddy and a failed backup on my part, the last 20 months of content of this site is gone. I wish I could get it back, it doesn't look like it'll happen.<br /><br />I might get lucky and find a few things here or there, but the most part I am boned. Life sucks. What can I do, but move on. Oh well.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-4571024353373490030?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-26373540420147720342010-01-30T09:37:00.002-05:002010-02-09T09:38:48.266-05:00Obama Calls For An End To Talk Show Partisanship<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"><br /></span></span> <br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">President Obama's State of the Union address took a surprising turn when he called for an end to the bickering over who is the better Tonight Show host.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">“Look... I know some of you think Leno is better... and others think Conan is better... but we need to put our differences aside, and worry what's best for the American television viewer,” Obama said between his remarks on increasing exports and how awesome he thought the iPad was going to be.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">“Personally... I prefer Conan. When he started hosting The Tonight Show, that was change. Change I could believe in.”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">That was met with thunderous applause, at least from the left half of the crowd. Republicans remained seated and made frowney faces to show that they disagreed.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">“I like Change,” Obama added.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Robert F. McDonnell, in the Republican rebuttal, offered his party's view.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">“Leno is clearly better,” McDonnell said, “he appeals to us red states because he wears an American flag pin. A pin, may I remind you, Obama didn't wear sometimes about 20 months or so ago.”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">McDonnell also offered further reasoning why he preferred Leno.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">“Did you see that one show where he went on the street, I think the bit was called Leno strolling, and asked that guy what book the quote 'It was the worse of times' was from, and the guy said Harry Potter. That was hilarious,” McDonnell was hardly able to finish the sentence due to his laughing so hard, but managed to go on, “The guy didn't even specify which Harry Potter book he thought it was from.”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay Leno, appearing on Oprah after being lured there by the chance she might give him a another car for his collection, said in response to the Presidents remarks, “Obama has bigger things to worry about than me. Have you seen his ratings lately? They're worse than mine. If he becomes any less popular NBC might give him The Tonight Show.”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><span style="font-family: "DejaVu Sans Condensed"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "DejaVu Sans Condensed";">Conan O'Brien could not be reached from comment, but it was reported that after he heard what the president had to say he did an idiotic dance. However, he dances around like that all the time all the time so it probably nothing to do with anything</span><!--EndFragment--><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-2637354042014772034?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-51701711466304057412009-11-20T09:39:00.000-05:002010-02-09T09:40:31.255-05:00Trinity Killer - "Singnin In The Bathtub"<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mXkud7v-zsA&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mXkud7v-zsA&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-5170171146630405741?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-38819703047494872672008-05-08T07:39:00.002-04:002008-05-08T07:41:16.070-04:00Unititled Comic - 5/8/08I'm here posting another comic, but I'd rather be eating breakfast.<br /><br /><img src="/untitled/007.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-3881970304749487267?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-87329008661919022972008-05-08T06:17:00.000-04:002008-05-08T06:17:01.508-04:00Tokyo Thursday - Butt BaseballA guy and a little girl reenact a game of baseball with their butts...<br /><br /><object width="500" height="417"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GRC7shrckfU&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GRC7shrckfU&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="500" height="417"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-8732900866191902297?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-69593635445000007902008-05-07T09:02:00.002-04:002008-05-07T09:04:42.567-04:00Untitled Comic - 5/7/08I could so use this space for better purposes, like Democratic race commentary, or fart jokes, but instead I waste it on another Untitled Comic.<br /><br /><img src="/untitled/006.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-6959363544500000790?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-74802073335713384212008-05-07T08:47:00.003-04:002008-05-07T08:50:10.040-04:00Homeless 007How can something so stupid... can be so stupid.<br /><br />No, seriously this is actually pretty good... or might just be my lack of sleep that makes me think this is good.<br /><br /><object width="500" height="417"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDk4MjU5"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDk4MjU5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess=always width="500" height="417"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-7480207333571338421?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-14346604128906731092008-05-06T09:51:00.003-04:002008-05-06T10:06:27.797-04:00Every Damn Super Hero In The World Loves Pie!<img src="/4/pies4.jpg"><br /><br />During the month of April I came across some comics from 1975 that each featured a one page ad with different superheros taking on baddies using Hostess Fruit Pies. <a href="http://cheesegod.com/labels/pies.html">I scanned and posted each one right here for your enjoyment.</a> <br /><br />On the last one I posted I promised no more, but, thanks to the power of the internets, I found about a million more of these. So, instead of just pretending like these don't exist, I bring you one last post with direction on where to go to find a ton more (possibly all of them, I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to know).<br /><br />I was also shocked to learn that Marvel comics also took part in this crazy marketing charade (Et Tu Spiderman?).<br /><br />So here is a huge collection of ads that appeared in DC comics throughout the 70's and 80's.:<br /><br /><a target="frump" href="http://www.brandedinthe80s.com/index.php?post_category=Essential%20Hostess%20Comic%20Ads%20of%20the%2080s">Branded In The 80's Essential Collection of DC Hostess Ads</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-1434660412890673109?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-21107071664121808332008-05-06T09:42:00.002-04:002008-05-06T09:45:02.304-04:00Untitled Comic - 5/6/08It's May 6th. The nation is tired of updates consisting of just these stupid comics. But, on this fair weathered spring day, here we are yet again, with another untitled comic strip.<br /><br /><img src="/untitled/005.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-2110707166412180833?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-80939854116036232442008-05-05T08:09:00.002-04:002008-05-05T08:12:50.661-04:00Unitltled Comic - 5/5/08Aye Aye aye aye... Cinco De Mayo... Not even a holiday that seems to be around to just get drunk down at the On The Border restaurant chain can keep me from wasting my timr posting another one of these!<br /><br /><img src="/untitled/004.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-8093985411603623244?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-38992102852167846912008-05-05T08:07:00.002-04:002008-05-05T08:14:12.500-04:00Marmaduke Mondays - 5/5/08It's Monday! That must mean it's time for <s>us to the TWIT</s> Marmaduke! Yes, today's the day we look back at the past week of Marmaduke and the controversial things he's been doing. <br /><br />Long time readers of cheesegod.com know that we first to express concern over the content of Marmaduke comics. <a href="/labels/marmaduke.html">As you can see here Marmaduke has been a little out there at times.</a> This past week seems to be no exception. Check out these examples I clipped out this past week:<br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080505a.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080505b.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080505c.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080505d.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-3899210285216784691?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-89960236442195128772008-05-04T10:09:00.000-04:002008-05-04T10:10:09.789-04:00Ewww... Look what I stepped in<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://cheesegod.com/uploaded_images/Photo_050408_002-709790-709844.jpg"><img src="http://cheesegod.com/uploaded_images/Photo_050408_002-709790-709838.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></p>Can someone explain to me why I'd want to have it look like I stepped accross a Vegas craps table?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-8996023644219512877?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-28232370034582591862008-05-02T11:01:00.002-04:002008-05-06T13:20:00.439-04:00Untitles Comic - 5/2/08Comic #3 in a series. A series of what, I don't know.<br /><br /><img src="/untitled/003.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-2823237003458259186?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-22287598617268868722008-05-01T07:55:00.002-04:002008-05-06T13:20:15.175-04:00Untitled Comic - 5/1/08It's May! Who cares! Read this comic!<br /><br /><img src="/untitled/002.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-2228759861726886872?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-37783852821484016412008-05-01T07:51:00.002-04:002008-05-01T07:54:42.325-04:00Tokyo Thursday - Girls In A New TownThis commercial from japan has subtitles and doesn't need much explaining.<br /><br /><object width="500" height="417"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D-B52PV876I&hl=encolor1=0b105c&color2=0b105c"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D-B52PV876I&hl=encolor1=0b105c&color2=0b105c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="500" height="417"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-3778385282148401641?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-91761374714198936942008-04-30T10:33:00.001-04:002008-04-30T10:34:38.272-04:00Untitled - 4/30/08Here's an Untitled comic, more to come in the next few days.<br /><br /><img src="/untitled/001.JPG"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-9176137471419893694?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-35849081804365909572008-04-28T07:54:00.001-04:002008-04-28T07:55:40.182-04:00It's Monday! That must mean it's time for <s>Wesley Snipes to pay his taxes</s> Marmaduke! Yes, today's the day we look back at the past week of Marmaduke and the controversial things he's been doing. <br /><br />Long time readers of cheesegod.com know that we first to express concern over the content of Marmaduke comics. <a href="/labels/marmaduke.html">As you can see here Marmaduke has been a little out there at times.</a> This past week seems to be no exception. Check out these examples I clipped out this past week:<br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080428a.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080428b.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080428c.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080428d.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-3584908180436590957?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-79522853355141637172008-04-25T13:32:00.003-04:002008-04-25T13:41:06.544-04:00Spam of the weekSuper Viagra was the worse superhero ever.<br /><br /><a href="/4/email3.jpg" target="spam"><img src="/4/email3.jpg" width="500"></a><br /><br />Click image for bigger view.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-7952285335514163717?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-46536961498456012502008-04-24T08:34:00.002-04:002008-04-24T08:37:35.679-04:00Tokyo Tetris - The Latest TetrisThe <a href="http://cheesegod.com/2008/03/tokyo-thursday-at-atm.html">ATM comedian</a> is back, except this time he is playing Tetris. Let's watch, shall we?<br /><br /><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=30148850&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="417"></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-4653696149845601250?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-4350140219881549802008-04-22T12:15:00.000-04:002008-04-22T12:16:11.704-04:00Why are you eating that?<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://cheesegod.com/uploaded_images/Photo_042208_001-771706-771769.jpg"><img src="http://cheesegod.com/uploaded_images/Photo_042208_001-771706-771756.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></p>This is the line for McDonald's. McFreakinDonalds. Why would anyway wait on line for a hamburger that's not even good. Not even mediocore. You want the McDonald's expeirance? Take a crap in a box and eat that. It's probably better for you too.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-435014021988154980?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-36825128789690407142008-04-22T08:32:00.001-04:002008-04-22T08:33:55.461-04:00Showtime, Chaos and TorchesYesterday Paramount Pictures announced it would stop providing movies for the Showtime network so it could start it's own premium movie channel. Showtime said it wasn't worried about it's future.<br /><br />"We have plenty of original programing left to fill the void," Showtime program director Joe Orsulak told us while hanging from a noose, "We got Dexter, that Tudors show.... um Weeds, and This American Life I guess.... so that's about 3 hours of programing there. We just need to pad out the other 165 hours each week."<br /><br />Paramount is convinced they have made the right decision. After all this is the network that is known for such great decisions like switching to HD-DVD, creating the UPN network, the movie Hot Rod, the Iraq war... well, I'm not sure how much they had to do with that last one.<br /><br />"We've distanced ourselves from Tom Cruise. So you can't call us crazy," Sumner Redstone, who owns both Paramount and Showtime told us as he got dressed in a giant hot dog suit.<br /><br />The new network is expected to launch in 2009 with such wonderful movies as Transformers and um... that's it I guess.<br /><br />-------<br /><br />Dr Edward Lorenz, founder of the Chaos Theory, died last week. He was killed when his head exploded with 32 miniature Patrick Duffys dressed in leotards who proceeded to do the macarena.<br /><br />-------<br /><br />The local 640 union of Frankenstein monsters were expected to boycott the Olympic torch, but were scared away when they saw it coming.<br /><br />--------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-3682512878969040714?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-1109977614642179752008-04-21T08:38:00.002-04:002008-04-21T08:41:00.306-04:00Marmaduke Mondays - 4/21/08It's Monday! That must mean it's time for <s>people Pennsylvania to put an end to this Democratic Primary once and for all</s> Marmaduke! Yes, today's the day we look back at the past week of Marmaduke and the controversial things he's been doing. <br /><br />Long time readers of cheesegod.com know that we first to express concern over the content of Marmaduke comics. <a href="/labels/marmaduke.html">As you can see here Marmaduke has been a little out there at times.</a> This past week seems to be no exception. Check out these examples I clipped out this past week:<br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080422a.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080422b.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080422c.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="/marmaduke/080422d.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-110997761464217975?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-24424922774317345172008-04-19T09:11:00.002-04:002008-04-19T09:12:19.682-04:00George W. Bush Measures His Success<object width="500" height="417"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_DGTl9qynW8"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_DGTl9qynW8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="417"> </embed> </object><br /><br />Makes me proud of our leader.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-2442492277431734517?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-84634109341706052072008-04-16T19:12:00.002-04:002008-04-16T19:17:05.448-04:00Tokyo Thursday - Swartzenegger Burts From A Woman's HeadI know you're double checking your watch (assuming you have one of those fancy ones that tell you the day of the week). Yes, today is Wednesday, but I'm not sure if I'll get the chance to update tom morrow. If you don't like it, just close your eyes and not open until about 24 hours from now.<br /><br />Anyway, here's a commercial the Governor of California did in Japan for a sports drink.<br /><br /><object width="500" height="417"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nfmdsGrjW7M&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nfmdsGrjW7M&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="500" height="417"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-8463410934170605207?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14781974.post-7785811119565139782008-04-16T08:24:00.003-04:002008-04-16T08:27:34.867-04:00The Joker Does Not Like Pie.This is the last of these, I swear. This is the last one I have anyway. <br /><br /><img src="/4/pies3.jpg"><br /><br />If you're curious what Batman and Superman think of Hostess Fruit pies, click <a href="http://cheesegod.com/2008/04/batman-likes-pie-too.html">here</a> and <a href="http://cheesegod.com/2008/04/clark-kent-likes-pies.html">here.</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14781974-778581111956513978?l=cheesegod.com' alt='' /></div>cheesegod.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09694354751900494909noreply@blogger.com0