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New Feed, New Look

2008-05-09T09:56:00.002-04:00

We changed some things up here at cheesegod.com. First problem you may encounter is that our RSS feed address has changed to: http://cheesegod.com/?feed=rss2. So please follow that from now on.

And of course check out our new look and feel at http://cheesegod.com/.

Thanks!

Unititled Comic - 5/8/08

2008-05-08T07:39:00.002-04:00

I'm here posting another comic, but I'd rather be eating breakfast.

Tokyo Thursday - Butt Baseball

2008-05-08T06:17:00.000-04:00

A guy and a little girl reenact a game of baseball with their butts...

Untitled Comic - 5/7/08

2008-05-07T09:02:00.002-04:00

I could so use this space for better purposes, like Democratic race commentary, or fart jokes, but instead I waste it on another Untitled Comic.

Homeless 007

2008-05-07T08:47:00.003-04:00

How can something so stupid... can be so stupid.

No, seriously this is actually pretty good... or might just be my lack of sleep that makes me think this is good.

Every Damn Super Hero In The World Loves Pie!

2008-05-06T09:51:00.003-04:00

During the month of April I came across some comics from 1975 that each featured a one page ad with different superheros taking on baddies using Hostess Fruit Pies. I scanned and posted each one right here for your enjoyment.

On the last one I posted I promised no more, but, thanks to the power of the internets, I found about a million more of these. So, instead of just pretending like these don't exist, I bring you one last post with direction on where to go to find a ton more (possibly all of them, I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to know).

I was also shocked to learn that Marvel comics also took part in this crazy marketing charade (Et Tu Spiderman?).

So here is a huge collection of ads that appeared in DC comics throughout the 70's and 80's.:

Branded In The 80's Essential Collection of DC Hostess Ads

Untitled Comic - 5/6/08

2008-05-06T09:42:00.002-04:00

It's May 6th. The nation is tired of updates consisting of just these stupid comics. But, on this fair weathered spring day, here we are yet again, with another untitled comic strip.

Unitltled Comic - 5/5/08

2008-05-05T08:09:00.002-04:00

Aye Aye aye aye... Cinco De Mayo... Not even a holiday that seems to be around to just get drunk down at the On The Border restaurant chain can keep me from wasting my timr posting another one of these!

Marmaduke Mondays - 5/5/08

2008-05-05T08:07:00.002-04:00

It's Monday! That must mean it's time for ~~us to the TWIT~~ Marmaduke! Yes, today's the day we look back at the past week of Marmaduke and the controversial things he's been doing.

Long time readers of cheesegod.com know that we first to express concern over the content of Marmaduke comics. As you can see here Marmaduke has been a little out there at times. This past week seems to be no exception. Check out these examples I clipped out this past week:

Ewww... Look what I stepped in

2008-05-04T10:09:00.000-04:00

Can someone explain to me why I'd want to have it look like I stepped accross a Vegas craps table?

Untitles Comic - 5/2/08

2008-05-02T11:01:00.002-04:00

Comic #3 in a series. A series of what, I don't know.

Untitled Comic - 5/1/08

2008-05-01T07:55:00.002-04:00

It's May! Who cares! Read this comic!

Tokyo Thursday - Girls In A New Town

2008-05-01T07:51:00.002-04:00

This commercial from japan has subtitles and doesn't need much explaining.

Untitled - 4/30/08

2008-04-30T10:33:00.001-04:00

Here's an Untitled comic, more to come in the next few days.

2008-04-28T07:54:00.001-04:00

It's Monday! That must mean it's time for ~~Wesley Snipes to pay his taxes~~ Marmaduke! Yes, today's the day we look back at the past week of Marmaduke and the controversial things he's been doing.

Long time readers of cheesegod.com know that we first to express concern over the content of Marmaduke comics. As you can see here Marmaduke has been a little out there at times. This past week seems to be no exception. Check out these examples I clipped out this past week:

Spam of the week

2008-04-25T13:32:00.003-04:00

Super Viagra was the worse superhero ever.

Click image for bigger view.

Tokyo Tetris - The Latest Tetris

2008-04-24T08:34:00.002-04:00

The ATM comedian is back, except this time he is playing Tetris. Let's watch, shall we?

Why are you eating that?

2008-04-22T12:15:00.000-04:00

This is the line for McDonald's. McFreakinDonalds. Why would anyway wait on line for a hamburger that's not even good. Not even mediocore. You want the McDonald's expeirance? Take a crap in a box and eat that. It's probably better for you too.

Showtime, Chaos and Torches

2008-04-22T08:32:00.001-04:00

Yesterday Paramount Pictures announced it would stop providing movies for the Showtime network so it could start it's own premium movie channel. Showtime said it wasn't worried about it's future.

"We have plenty of original programing left to fill the void," Showtime program director Joe Orsulak told us while hanging from a noose, "We got Dexter, that Tudors show.... um Weeds, and This American Life I guess.... so that's about 3 hours of programing there. We just need to pad out the other 165 hours each week."

Paramount is convinced they have made the right decision. After all this is the network that is known for such great decisions like switching to HD-DVD, creating the UPN network, the movie Hot Rod, the Iraq war... well, I'm not sure how much they had to do with that last one.

"We've distanced ourselves from Tom Cruise. So you can't call us crazy," Sumner Redstone, who owns both Paramount and Showtime told us as he got dressed in a giant hot dog suit.

The new network is expected to launch in 2009 with such wonderful movies as Transformers and um... that's it I guess.

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Dr Edward Lorenz, founder of the Chaos Theory, died last week. He was killed when his head exploded with 32 miniature Patrick Duffys dressed in leotards who proceeded to do the macarena.

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The local 640 union of Frankenstein monsters were expected to boycott the Olympic torch, but were scared away when they saw it coming.

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Marmaduke Mondays - 4/21/08

2008-04-21T08:38:00.002-04:00

It's Monday! That must mean it's time for ~~people Pennsylvania to put an end to this Democratic Primary once and for all~~ Marmaduke! Yes, today's the day we look back at the past week of Marmaduke and the controversial things he's been doing.

Long time readers of cheesegod.com know that we first to express concern over the content of Marmaduke comics. As you can see here Marmaduke has been a little out there at times. This past week seems to be no exception. Check out these examples I clipped out this past week:

George W. Bush Measures His Success

2008-04-19T09:11:00.002-04:00

Makes me proud of our leader.

Tokyo Thursday - Swartzenegger Burts From A Woman's Head

2008-04-16T19:12:00.002-04:00

I know you're double checking your watch (assuming you have one of those fancy ones that tell you the day of the week). Yes, today is Wednesday, but I'm not sure if I'll get the chance to update tom morrow. If you don't like it, just close your eyes and not open until about 24 hours from now.

Anyway, here's a commercial the Governor of California did in Japan for a sports drink.

The Joker Does Not Like Pie.

2008-04-16T08:24:00.003-04:00

This is the last of these, I swear. This is the last one I have anyway.

If you're curious what Batman and Superman think of Hostess Fruit pies, click here and here.

Jay Leno Chicken

2008-04-15T11:16:00.000-04:00

Is it wrong to eat chicken if it looks like Jay Leno?

Superb Quality

2008-04-14T18:08:00.002-04:00

Click picture for bigger picture... yesh!