Holidays got you down because you can't find that Chicken Dance Elmo your little brats.. er children have been asking for?
You know if you don't find one you'll be the worst parent ever and your kids will hate you and grow up to be replublicans?
Well, don't fear... CheeseGod to the rescue (yeah, I know, "Cheesegod is here" would be better because would of ryhmed and stuff... but I'm not Underdog)!
In this exclusive we'll tell you how you can make your own Chicken Dance Elmo for a small percentige of the price of buying one from the store. Just follow these simple steps:
1) Take that old 'Tickle Me Elmo' you got hanging around that you bought about 6 years ago that your kids played with for about a week.
3) Glue them to Elmo and.....