The Debate By Numbers

26Number of Times Bush to blame 9/11 for his problems
2Amount of times Bush expected to chuckle when Kerry calls him a "Master Debator"
8The amount of toes on Kerry's right foot
31Amount of times Bush will use 9/11 to justify being reelected
3How many people will find something on this site amusing
536Amount of times Bush will call Kerry a 'Flip Flopper'
1How Many times Kerry will defend himself against Bush
NoneHow many balls John Kerry has
201,054How many words will avoid using because he can't pronounce them
29How many years ago the Vietnam War ended
11The percentage of people that will base their vote on the Vietnam war
1How many times Bush will use 9/11 to justify getting Dan Rather fired (he's a very confused little boy)
3How many times Kerry's wife will make him plug Heinz ketchup during the debate
2486The amount of lies Dick Cheney will tell
2487The amount of lies the American people will beileve
0How many things that will be accomplished tonight
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