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BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE

Okay. I'll be honest. I was mislead. If I knew the title of this movie was "Bowling for Columbine" and not "Bowling for Concubines" I wouldn't have seen it. But it's too late for crying about it now.

So I went down to the new Island 16 Deluxe cinemas to watch this movie as it was the only place within a 2 million miles actually showing it (Gee, I wonder why movie theatres, owned by major corporations, don't like Michael Moore). This was one of those new fancy ass theatres where ionstead of making the movies better they just added a bunch of over priced food like $6 nachos and $8 random cow parts. Why sell anything other than popcorn anyway? Popcorn is God's food, or at least that's my theory. I'd prove it if the government would just give me that ten milliondollar grant I've been asking for so I could do my research.

But, alas, we are not here to talk about how the government is trying to screw us all. No, wait, this is a Michael Moore movie, of course we are. No, this more of an anti-gun movie. But it's not. It's kind of a anti-people movie I guess.

This documentry goes out to try to figure out if it's People that kill people or guns that kill people. Although Columbine has a major presense in the movie, it's not what this movie's about.

Michael Moore suceeds in making some really good points, but we're, or him for that matter, seem to be sure what he's trying to prove. Everetime the movie tries to come up for a reason for violence in America, Michael Moore immedietly disproves it.

In the end not much is proved except that everyone is wrong. Or it's everyone in America is just crazy and likes to kill each other. The movie is still entertaining and makes one think.

As far sex and nudity, this movie sucks.


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Mike Rapstinks