Mike's Movie Reviews

SUPER TROOPERS NOT TOO SUPER

Hello boys, and I suppose girls too. Your old pal Mike Rapstinks here! And I'm here to bring you my first movie review on this site. How exciting. It makes me want to soil myself.

The first movie I'm reviewing is Super Troopers, just released on DVD. I couldn't wait for this film cause of all the good things I heard about it from my friends down at the White Swallow Spa. So I ran right down to the local Suncoast, picked up a copy, ran to the counter, and whipped out my Replay card. The guy behind the counter made me want to whip out something else though.... my VISA card, but I left it at home. So, I paid him in cash.

I got home, popped it into my DVD player, sat back and watched. Well I was disappointed. One of the only two good scenes was when the fat cop got arrested and he got powdered sugar thrown on his wet naked body by other men. That's one of my fantasies. I always wanted to eat powdered sugar straight up.

What was the other good scene? Well, it would have to have been when this guy makes a bulletproof jock! You can't make stuff like that up! Well, I guess you can because they did, but I bet it was hard! The best part about this scene was when he turned around you could see his ass! Great stuff! All too often only women are seen naked in movies, but in real life men are naked just as much. I admire his bravery to expose his assets.

Well anyway, now that I've got the good out of the way, there's nothing positive left to say because this movie bored me. Although it was somewhat amusing, it was still stupid and definitely not funny. The plot and jokes just fell flat.

The two aforementioned scenes were the only things that made this movie worth the buy. Actually, I take that back because if wanted to see male nudity I'd just have to go down the street. The smoke shop has gay pornos 3 for $10. Speaking of which, I could go for a nice big cigar right now.

This is Mike Rapstinks wishing you a happy movie-going experience.