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When picking a halloween costumne don't be hastey and make fast decisions! Spend at least 5 to 500 hours carefully contanplating the exact attire you plan on wearing on the important day. Here we provide you with a couple of poor choices so you can better make your decision:

Nude guy on a toliet:

You'll catch a cold!

Girl who got poked in the eye and has to go to bathroom really bad:

It's just not very imagitive

Now, to help you more here's the costumes our very own staff will be wearing this halloween:

Nick Crudpants as Britney Spears:

Daddyman as Crazy Old Nude Man:

So we hope this helps... Happy trick or treating...