NEW CELL PHONE HAS DVD PLAYER

Ericson anounced the first cell phone to have a DVD player in it last Friday.

"It is so exciting," exclaimed Paul Ericson, some guy who I assume had to do with Ericson phones seeing as their names matched and he was talking about one of their stupid phones, "finaly Americans can watch movies on their cell phone."

The DVD feature will enable people on the go to watch movies. Car drivers will be aloud to watch DVDs too, as long as they don't use their hands.

Unfortunately a bug in the design has caused the phone unable to make calls at any time.

"We don't think it's a big deal that the phone can't make calls," said Ericson, "very few people buy cell phones to make calls. They buy them for the games, organizer, crazy ring tones, and most importantly, to look cool."

Look for the phone on shelves this month.