Gatoraid was accidentally invented when a scientist put too much water, and not enough mix into his Koolaid. Also, despite popular belief, there isn’t actually any alligator in Gatoraid, but it was one of the most notorious serial killers of all time.

The average ant can lift 10 times it’s own weight, but can not lift it’s own spirits.

TV Sitcom, The Hogan Family, had nothing to do with Hulk Hogan… sorry.

ABC launched a sister station in the early nineties cleverly called DEF. It was the first major network to be targeted towards Deaf people. The programing mirrored that of ABC, but all the actors would yell their lines so all could hear. However, it caused John Stamos to lose his voice causing ABC’s biggest show, Full House to go off the air for a month. ABC went bankrupt, leaving the network vulnerable to a take over from Disney.

Grossman’s Hardware store was named because they sold every item in units of 144…. and the guy who owned the place always had his fingers up his nose.

Every time I go to Taco Bell, I see plenty of Tacos, but never any bells. I see a bell at Long John Silver’s, but never any long johns nor any silver. One time at White Castle I saw a guy with silver teeth wearing nothing but long johns… but I think he was a tad touched in the head.

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