|FOX was excited to announce that this spring they will begin airing the reality show “Bomb Iraq.”
Contestants will each be given an airplane and have to bomb different cities inside Iraq. But the show will be much more strategic than just that.
“Each contestant will be given a map of Iraq, a list of targets, a plane armed with 10 cruise missiles, and a single luxury item,” FOX spokesperson Tom Bellamy told us, “they’ll have to avoid casualties and take down the targets and be graded on their performance by celebrity judges. And the best thing… it’s hosted by Bob Saget!”
Contestants will gain or lose points based on their hits/killings. For example: For each building they take down they’ll get 500 points, for every enemy tank/craft they’ll get 400 points. But for every American Soldier killed they’ll lose 1,000 points, every British Soldier they’ll lose 500 points, and for every Iraqi civilian killed they’ll lose 5 points.
“We’re excited to have another allie on our side,” George W. Bush interrupted an episode of Becker to tell everyone, “and yes, I think I did misspell allie, I’m so stupid not only do I mispronounce things while I talk, I’m some how manage to misspell them too.”
Bob Saget is excited to take on the job as host.
“It’s so great FOX chose me to host, I didn’t think anyone even remembered who I was,” Bob Saget said to a group of journalists who stared blankly at him, “I was Danny Tanner… from Full House… the show that’s rerun on TBS between two episodes of Family Matters,” the press continued to stare at him, confused, “Oh well, no matter. It’s still better than the job at Blockbuster I’ve been doing the last couple of months. Oh crap! I forgot to ask Mr. Hartwell for the week off that’s being recorded, I got to go!”
The show is being filmed now, but most likely won’t air until May, because that’s sweeps.
Bob Saget stands in front of some dead guy, just happy to be on TV