Pizza Hut officially out bid Long John Silvers and Tampax earlier today to become the main sponsor of the war. For here on out the war will be known as “Pizza Hut Presents Operation Iraqi Freedom.”
Although Pizza Hut will be the main sponsor other parts of the war will receive they’re own special sponsorship. The crappy video from the videophones will be brought to you by Real Video player. The Bombs will be brought to you by the movie Willard (because it bombed, get it.. hah hah). And the missiles will be brought to you by Penal Enlargement clinics.