3/08/2007
Let's take a look at a few of them, shall we... hmmmmmmmmm?
Not only does Prince's guitar apparently look like sexual body part, it can stain sheets like one!
I'm sorry, I have to go take an IQ test now. I'm pretty sure reading this just made me DUMBER.
Where's that Bob Dole Super bowl commercial when you need it?
Oh no! Devil Penis!
"Even a man and woman would of been inappropriate..." Is this guy just opposed to kissing, period? Perhaps just accidentally kissing while eating? I wonder if this guy is equally disgusted by Lady & The Tramp. 
Labels: bob dole, disney, fcc, super bowl
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7/30/2005
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4/13/2004
The new FCC regulations went into affect yesterday, providing each TV station a list of words that can not be said over the air. Unfortunately two of those words are the presidents and vice presidents last and first names respectively.
Both George W.'s last name and Mr. Cheney's first name have been ruled too dirty to say on TV. News reporters are becoming increasingly confused on how to handle the situation. To get around the restrictions new reporters and started referring to the duo as George W. LadyArea and ManStem Cheney.
These latest FCC regulations of course have all emerged from the Janet Jackson debacle, which despite her best efforts have not helped her record sales. It hasn't helped the fact that her music sucks too.
Labels: dick cheney, fcc, fox, george bush
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