3/08/2007
  "Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY"
Over at The Smoking Gun they've revealed some of the actual complaints people made to the FCC regarding the kissing men Snickers ad and the Prince "shadow penis".

Let's take a look at a few of them, shall we... hmmmmmmmmm?



Not only does Prince's guitar apparently look like sexual body part, it can stain sheets like one!



I'm sorry, I have to go take an IQ test now. I'm pretty sure reading this just made me DUMBER.



Where's that Bob Dole Super bowl commercial when you need it?



Oh no! Devil Penis!



"Even a man and woman would of been inappropriate..." Is this guy just opposed to kissing, period? Perhaps just accidentally kissing while eating? I wonder if this guy is equally disgusted by Lady & The Tramp.

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11/17/2006
  Money making money
It's been widely reported that it now costs 1.4 cents to make a penny. In other words, the US treasury is actually spending more to make money, than the money they're making is worth. Luckily cheesegod.com is here with a solution:



Ads on money! Why not?

Next time you spend a dollar, why not be told you could be "saving dollars" on your car insurance at Geico?

How about a coupon on that dollar that tells you that, "if you spend this dollar at blockbuster video, you'll get 10% off your rental price."

Or how about a simple statement that their are many fine items I could use this dollar for on the dollar menu at Wendy's?

It's obvious, the dollar is a symbol of America, and just about the only inch of this nation not already completely plastered with ads. It's time to have a currency that really represents America.

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