12/20/2007
  LIAR!
So apparently there is a forum called Sythe. What it is, I don't know, I don't care. The reason why I bring it up though is one member who has the clever handle of GameAddict94 on a has taken claim of creating cheesegod.com. He states, "I have also created a website called Cheesegod.com and it is all about funny things!"

Now, I'll tell you now I am not GameAddict94, or even GameAddict93. I'm sad to admit I'm not a game addict at all. I wish I was, but where does one find the time these days. Perhaps you could call me a MallomarsAddict as those are quite yummy, but I'm afraid if you did I'd get the image of being a fat loser.

I'm guessing Mr. GameAddict94 is a loser though. If I was going to falsely state things I've created it certainly would not be cheesegod.com. I'd take credit for digg.com, or Google, or even pets.com, but cheesegod.com? No, I don't think so.

Also, I certainly wouldn't be lying to get into a "Dev Core Team." I simply would just tell them my name and they'd be so taken back by how awesome I was and I'd be named their president. Then, after running the project into the ground because I had no idea what I was doing I'd be kicked out and cursed at for ages. But at least I wouldn't be a liar.

So what is my point through all this? I don't know. How about, don't do drugs and stay in school.

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  6:09:00 PM 1 Comments
5/03/2007
  10 years of Cheese
Cheesegod.com has reached it's 10th year of existence.

On May 3rd 1997 cheesegod.com, then known as the Cheesegod Worship Site, debuted at the easy to remember address of http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/1292. After three years the address and website name was changed to cheesegod.com.

In celebration our hometown decorated the water tower like a giant cupcake.



Well they haven't officially come out and said that's why the water tower looks like that today, but c'mon... we know that's the reason.

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  10:15:00 AM 0 Comments
4/19/2007
  Overdosing on cheese
Apparently the mixture of Tylenol PM and heroin is known as "cheese." I wonder how many visitors to this site get here thinking it's some kind of pro-drug website. Whatever, people spun out on heroin will probably like this better than normal people anywhere.

At any rate, not knowing the above information would make the headline featured in The Dallas Morning News confusing:

Suspect arrested in teen's fatal 'cheese' overdose

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  3:58:00 PM 0 Comments
2/11/2007
  About that new look...
If you think the new look is kind of gay looking.. it's not. Shows what you know.

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  7:55:00 PM 0 Comments
1/25/2007
  Don't miss the updates
Cheesegod.com, as promised, has been updated every Monday so far this year. Four weeks down, 48 to go. Can I keep it up? Probably not... but I can try.

In case you've missed anything, here's everything so far:

1/5/07 - Times VS Post

1/12/07 - When Apple Runs Out Of Ideas

1/19/07 - Facts you won't find in Wikipedia

1/26/07 - When Wii Attacks



Hope you've enjoyed your 2007 so far!

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  4:24:00 PM 1 Comments
7/01/2005
  RSS!
Cheesegod.com is now available via RSS feed! Wow! Cheesegod.com once again leading the way into the future. If you don't know what RSS is, too bad, because I don't feel like explaing it.


As for the rest of you, use the following link for your RSS needs:


http://cheesegod.com/cheesegod.rss


Now you won't have to visit this site anymore just to find out it hasn't been updated. Enjoy!


UPDATE (05.07.25): Okay, if you really want to know what RSS is, check out this post at wikipedia.

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  4:59:00 PM 2 Comments
6/27/2005
  Site Update
As you can probably already tell if you've ever visited this site before, this site is going through some changes. Please bare with me, and enjoy!


All past content will still be available in the past version section, just in case you think the new stuff sucks.

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  8:28:00 PM 0 Comments
7/22/2003
  Bill Maher Rips Off Cheesegod.com




For the second time is just weeks cheesegod.com had
it's website plagiarized. This time on HBO.




"Yes we've finally made the big time," Our own Lance Froman told me as
I made him rotate the tires on my car, "we're just not having our
material stolen by small time websites now, we're on premium TV."



On a special starring Bill Maher called Victory Begins At Home that
aired last Saturday Maher commented that, "the LAPD was on their way to
Iraq to plant the weapons of mass destruction." This was an obvious
referance to our
LAPD story from just a week ago.



"That's just stupid," Mr. Fish, also our own unfortunately, told us,
"Bill Maher has been doing that show for months on Broadway before that
show aired or you made you're stupid story. It's more likely you ripped
him off!"



To which I responded by slinking into the corner any crying to myself.




More to come.... no, not really. I don't have anything else to say
about this. Nope. Nothing else. Sorry if you're disappointed. Bye!
blah

He's no doubt trying to think of

a way to incorporate a character

with a fish for a head into his show...

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  6:30:00 PM 0 Comments