1) KHAN with the Wind

There is much speculation that the sequel will feature Kirk nemesis Khan just like the original Star Trek sequel in  1982.  But these days you got to throw in a love story to draw in the female audience, I mean, it worked for Pear Harbor (okay, nothing worked for Pearl Harbor, never mind).

2) The Lovely Bones

Poor McCoy, never gets any respect. Sure, he gets to say “He’s dead Jim!” or something like, “Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor not a backup dancer for Milli Vanilli!” (which was a line from my Star Trek fanfic Enterprise? I don’t even know Prise!)  But after that, it’s all Spock & Kirk. I think it’s time the spotlight is put squarely on the good doctor.

3) Lock, Spock & Two Stupid Darrlys.

A crossover between Lost, Star Trek and Newhart. I don’t think I need to go into why that would be he most awesome thing since someone came up with the idea of uploading a picture of a cat to the internet.

Santorum looks up to the sky the Cheese God, holding an icon of the religion (actual photo from the New York Times).

In a last ditch attempt to sway a few more voters, Rick Santorum denounced his Christian religion and turned his faith over to the cheese.

Mr. Santorum, whose been doing his best Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense impersonation this week (he’s dead, but doesn’t know it), is now losing by most news organization’s estimates “by, like,  a bajillion delegates” to Mormon Mitt Romney.

” Rick is feeling the pressure. He knows he’s behind. So he’s going for the old ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’ strategy’. Now, like Romney, he’s a flip-flopper and has a crazy religion,” a Santorum campain aid told us under the condition of anonymity(not because she wasn’t allowed to talk to us, but because she didn’t want to be associated with Santorum).

Rick Santorum’s change of religion has already had some effect in recent polls. In a poll before the switch 78% of voters didn’t realize he was still running, where in a most recent poll that has changed to 78% of voters wondering why he was still in the race. Newt Ginrich continues to poll at 2%.

Meanwhile, Mr. Romney has entered full presidential campaign mode, making gaffes a record pace. Last night he told a crowd he knows how hard the economy has been on them because of the pain he felt when he had to fire his 8th butler. Then, at a stop at a local diner, he became confused by a dollar bill because he didn’t realize money denominations came that small. Many bloggers also accused him of being out of touch when it was announced he would miss a few campaign stops due to an injury he succomed to while trying to dive into his money bin like his hero Scrooge McDuck.

Is the Keystone pipeline named after The Flash’s home city or the cops?

Can any of these men bring us a 2015 as cool as the one in Back to the Future 2? The first candidate that promises me a hoverboard has my vote.

Last night’s republican debate went mostly to protocol. Gingrich complained about the media, Sanctorum mentioned “Romney Care”, Mitt Romney tried to get his robot heart to feel emotion. But one unscripted moment did occur from forgotten candidate Ron Paul.

Ron Paul was giving his list of government agencies he’d eliminate including the FCC, Department of Energy, Depart of Transportation, PBS, The Executive Branch, everything east of Reno and of course the Department of Education. The moderator, the dude from the news channel no one watches, then asked how kids would learn without the Department of Education running schools.

“Who needs schools,” Paul began a speech that he had already been giving for months from atop Magic Furrytail Mountain in the Grapelove village that only exists in his head, “kids these days have Wikipedia. All kids have the iPads, Androids, Pagers, Newtons, what have you. Why do they need to learn, anything they need to know they can find out via that internet. Big Government shouldn’t be telling us what to think or do, conservative talk show hosts should.”

The remarks through the debate off kilter for a minute, but was quickly back on track when Gingrich smiled and let out a let loose a serious of racial epitaphs.

No follow up question was asked because that would be journalism, and there was no point to that. Also, it is well known Ron Paul is only allowed to speak at debates when Sanctorum and Romney’s throats need to rest from yelling at each other and Gingrich needs a moment to deflate his head.

The only other question asked of Ron Paul that night was in regards to his thought’s on Whitney Houston’s death. Paul answered with a rant about batters coming in A, C and D but not B.