All stories with this symbol:

are real, everything else I most likely made up.





Dr. Pepper

What kind of medical degree do you suppose Dr. Pepper has?

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This Wii-k in Review

Hello hello.

I usually have no excuse for not updating this site, but this week I do. My escuse is just one word:


Yes, I've been playing with my Wii all week (keep your dirty thoughts/jokes to yourself, you sick bastards) and enjoying every minute of it.

However it appears some people are not. Here's one idiot that swings a little (and by a little, I mean way too much) too hard with the wiimote:

The end of the video says that the Wii is too weak, although despite hitting the wall at 100 mph, you can see the Wiimote still functions fine.

Sadly enough, the same can be said about this poor sap, who chucked his Wiimote right through his TV:

If anyone would like to share some Miis or something, email me with your Wii console number and I'll add you to my list.

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Money making money

It's been widely reported that it now costs 1.4 cents to make a penny. In other words, the US treasury is actually spending more to make money, than the money they're making is worth. Luckily is here with a solution:

Ads on money! Why not?

Next time you spend a dollar, why not be told you could be "saving dollars" on your car insurance at Geico?

How about a coupon on that dollar that tells you that, "if you spend this dollar at blockbuster video, you'll get 10% off your rental price."

Or how about a simple statement that their are many fine items I could use this dollar for on the dollar menu at Wendy's?

It's obvious, the dollar is a symbol of America, and just about the only inch of this nation not already completely plastered with ads. It's time to have a currency that really represents America.

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