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The Jokes:

Facebook had a 40% raise in revenue, Google plus has passed Twitter to become the second most popular social site and I heard somebody actually logged into their MySpace last week.

Blackberry maker Research in Motion has renamed themselves to Blackberry. That’s great, but if they really wanted to sell some phones they should of renamed themselves Apple.

I can’t believe all the Valentine’s Day stuff on sale in stores already. It’s like they just forgot all about groundhog day.

Groundhog Day:

Bing!

Bing!

This Saturday is Groundhog day. Only one film has ever been made about this holiday. Okay, that’s probably not true. There’s a lot of films that have been made in the history of this earth and I’m sure more than one them has something to do with February 2nd. But lets face it, there’s only one Groundhog Day movie we care about.

It’s been 20 years since Groundhog day hit the theatres. Lets take a look at some facts about the Bill Murray masterpiece:

In the Woodtock, Illinios, where the movie was filmed, there is a plaque that reads “Bill Murray stepped here” where he countinuely stepped into the puddle.

The scene where Bill Murray smashes the alarm clock and “I Got You Babe” kept playing actually happened. The crew destroyed the alarm clock with hammers to give it that just smashed look, but the song kept playing.

In the orginal script a spell was cast on Bill Murray by an angry ex causing him to relive the same day over and over.

Tom Hanks and Tori Amos were orginaly considered for the lead roles.

Director Harold Ramis estimates Bill Murray lived the same day for about 10 years.

If any of this puts you in the mood actually watch the film rather than just read stupid facts about it, it is available on Netflix streaming.

 


Category: Today

The Jokes:

The northeast is getting ready for a major storm. We don’t mind, as nonswing states we are just happy to get the attention.

Obama appeared on MTV on Friday to reach out to his base of young voters. Meanwhile Romney is attempting to splice himself into reruns of Diagnoses Murder to appeal to his base.

Can someone please tell me why Breast Cancer still exists? I’ve been wearing pink nonstop, you think that would of cured it by now.

Coming This November to cheesegod.com:

Sadly, this is still the nicest cake I’ve received. Although the “Take A Shower” one was nice too.

Does news about cheesegod.com on cheesegod.com count as an update to cheesegod.com? Meh, who cares?

I have not one, not two… no wait it’s two, two exciting announcement for cheesegod.com this November.

First up,

make sure you tune in on election day, November 6th 2012, for our LIVE coverage of the presidential election results. Starting at 9pm I will be live blogging the entire shabang. It will include a constantly updating electoral vote map exclusive to this site. Plenty of live commentary. And of course, plenty of bad jokes.Our electoral map will be unique in that’ll show states that haven’t yet finished voting, but are certainly going to vote for a certain candidate. For example, we all know California is going to vote for Obama, there’s no need to pretend otherwise. We’ll have California called for Obama from the very start. This will make it easier to get a better idea of the state of the race before the big networks officially call it.

Live coverage will start at 8pm on November 6th. Don’t miss it!

Also this November we’ll be finally acknowledging that somehow this site is now 15 years old! All November we’ll be bringing you our favorite stories from the past 15 years! I call it “Let’s Remember, This November” you can call it repeats.

Of course there will be new jokes other fun stuff throughout the month! Stay tuned.

Watch This:

Jimmy Fallon definetly has a talent for combining completley random unrelated things. Here’s Tom Hanks performing poetry about Full House:


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