Government Meets To Decide Lunch Menu

This Week the government met on many important issues such as steroids in baseball and to make personal decisions for the Schiavo family. But one...

Bush Announces 2nd Term Plans

After 51% of America announced to the rest of the world they’re mentally retarded, the second term, first time elected, president spoke publicly about his...

The Presidental Debate By The Numbers

26 Number of Times Bush to blame 9/11 for his problems 2 Amount of times Bush expected to chuckle when Kerry calls him a “Master...