So, you’ve died. You want to buried in a cemetery? Pfft, that’s not very original. Want your ashes scattered across a river? Meh, it’s been done. Want to buried under a football field? Sorry, Jimmy Hoffa has beat you to it.
No, you deserve something truly original. How about having ashes placed inside a bust of President Obama’s head? Now, we’re talking.
For the low price of $2,600 you can get this lovely urn that looks like Obama’s mug. I can’t think of a better way to support a Democrat after you’ve passed away, except for all the dead people that voted.
I would rather have my ashes put into George W. Bush’s head, it’s a lot emptier in there.
