Over at The Smoking Gun they’ve revealed some of the actual complaints people made to the FCC regarding the kissing men Snickers ad and the Prince “shadow penis”.

Let’s take a look at a few of them, shall we… hmmmmmmmmm?

Not only does Prince’s guitar apparently look like sexual body part, it can stain sheets like one!

I’m sorry, I have to go take an IQ test now. I’m pretty sure reading this just made me DUMBER.

Where’s that Bob Dole Super bowl commercial when you need it?

Oh no! Devil Penis!

“Even a man and woman would of been inappropriate…” Is this guy just opposed to kissing, period? Perhaps just accidentally kissing while eating? I wonder if this guy is equally disgusted by Lady & The Tramp.