Another Chuck Norris
Just for you, another premiere of a brand new Chuck Norris fact:
"Chuck Norris once roudhouse kicked so fast his foot combusted into flames. His foot burned for 8 nights. This event is commemerated in what we now call Hanukkah."
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Chuck Norris was on set of the show, Walker Texas Ranger. He spotted a dead lamb, and took it in his arms. After giving the lamb a good beard rub, it miraculously came back to life. Everyone on the set was astonished, and watched as Chuck Norris gave it another beard rub, causing the lamb to die instantly. When asked why he did this, Chuck Noriis answered "the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away."